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A mattress you do not want to drop the soap in front of.

Bill: "I haven't gotten any sleep all week, I think it might be cause of my mattress"

Shane: "Oh really? What kinda mattress you got?"

Bill: "A brand new inserta"

Shane: "Ouch"

by Finweigen January 15, 2011

Invert

Penis erreted from the anus.

Man Micheal! You got a big invert huh!

by John Matt June 17, 2003

intertwingled

Invented by ME in 2001, but my entry seems to have disappeared!

A word to describe something which is twinkling and is intermingled with something else.

The sparkly ribbon got intertwingled.

by purple glow November 29, 2003

insert-pussy-ton

A Tampon

Girl 1: "Does anyone have any pads?"
Girl 2: "No, but I've got a tampon."
Girl 1: "I ASKED FOR A PAD, NOT A FRIKING INSERT-PUSSY-TON!"

by DarthLOL February 11, 2009

Innertube

A large fart housed in the large intestine, often rumbles. a very long and loud fart that sounds like a flat tire on the road.

I got an innertube going on in my belly. that wasn't a fart it was an innertube. I thought I had to take a huge dump, turned out it was an innertube.

by Busta Cherries October 2, 2008

The *insert word/words hear* times

Used to refer to a past memory.

The phrase can be used with almost any word/words in the English language, and hundreds of words from various other languages.

The *insert word/words hear* times

Mary "Hey do you remember if you left your shoes on the boat yesterday arvo?"

Patrick - "You mean back in The 'boat' times?

by Ninjafleaslayer February 2, 2010

ingertherate

When you suck someone off that it swells two times wider and starts bleeding at all angles and they have the strong urge to lick the bottom of their feet and shove their big toe all the way up their nostrils as they have somebody fist their ass with a basketball.

My sister and I just had an ingertherate session.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 6, 2024