A girthy, horse cock
by Massive Meat Stick August 03, 2020
by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm March 31, 2023
What you have and I don't have.
by t5fsydfhhabC March 21, 2022
A penis so big it can only be used by a select few, the penis can't become errect as it will cave in with the mass. Anyone unlucky enough to have one of these usually gets medical support.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
Ways in which it is used : To cream pie the penis I put it usually a drain pipe or other plumbing material. The woman then has to use metal foresips to spread he vagina far enough apart for the penis to fit in. Once in the penis is in and has a target it will then send a large amount of signal to the brain to kick in overdrive, this is where it will begin to vibrate and start to shoot out not sperm in liquid form but in more of a mud sandwich.
User : hey girl wanna get mud sandwiched, I have the power of my 12 inch slong
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
Girl : wow you must be quite the man, sure thing
by HollisterPseudonym May 20, 2017
- "Are you gay?"
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?
- I think you're gay, I'm lesbian with a 10 inch clit!
- o_0 ... What? Why?
- "Yeah... didn't you know that people, who have sex with a men are gay?
by Jay Tee September 15, 2022
by mike the mule March 07, 2017
When a man or teen is wearing tight-often microfiber-underwear and he has a large scrotum and testicles but a tiny penis that gives off the appearence of having a eight-to-twelve inch penis.
"There was this guy at the gym who looked like a stud in his boxers, but when he took a shower it was just an 8 inch sag."
by Bass Drop Donnie June 26, 2012