Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 08, 2023
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Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…
Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!
by Sova357 September 08, 2023
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Cotton ears

When you get so high that your hearing becomes muffled
Man it feels like I have cotton mouth, but in my ears. I have cotton ears.
by Pieceofbitch December 23, 2018
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Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.
Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!
by AnonNemo August 29, 2012
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Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.
I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!
by Half-Nut May 07, 2020
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dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough
dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.
by almostginger July 15, 2011
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crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
by A Southall April 07, 2018
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