Daniel is a funny, and nice person who normally only shows his kindness to his inner circle of friends. Daniel is usually also the best soccer player at his school
by Despacitoooooooooooo June 1, 2020
Get the Danielmug. by Oopsiewoopsie September 6, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel is a kind of person who acts like a little kid and likes to run into parked cars. He is really stupid and doesn't give a shit about anything. He always wears a hat and is always retarded. Daniel is about 3 foot and 5 inches.
Man 1: Did you see Daniel this morning.
Man 2: Yeah he ran into a fucking car bro.
Man 1: Yeah and the car was fucking parked.
Man 2: I know he is super retarded.
Man 2: Yeah he ran into a fucking car bro.
Man 1: Yeah and the car was fucking parked.
Man 2: I know he is super retarded.
by DumbAss11111 January 13, 2020
Get the Danielmug. A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
by AussieFuckhead September 2, 2020
Get the Danielmug. Daniel otherwise known as a complete ass-hole is the gayest of them all. He even sucks his dad off. Daniel has very low intellectual capacity and struggles with doing even the simplest of tasks such as breathing.
Daniel is retarted
by the urban diktionary August 2, 2021
Get the Danielmug. Super nice guy that always has a great attitude. He's always down to do something crazy or even just grab some seafood or maybe salt. He loves music ESPECIALLY the organ but he'll settle for a piano if an organ's not available. Usually in love with a Megan or Jake depending on his preferences.
by lobster lover January 18, 2018
Get the Danielmug.