minute minimizer

an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.

bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...

by Jackie Dtm November 18, 2007

Uber minute

Uber minute = 5 minutes

I’ll meet you in an Uber minute.

Means I’ll meet you in 5 minutes

by NycPas October 16, 2018

Rock Minutes

when someone is slow like a rock
AT LEAST 3 times the amount said

"alr brb 3 Rock Minutes"

*20 minutes later*
"back"

by Mancho L: January 17, 2023

Johnson Minute

It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.

Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute

by Mr. Grigoryan January 19, 2022

Wet Minute

A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.

I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!

by wetT January 06, 2022

Hot Minute

May refer to a short or long period of time depending on how the term is used in a sentence. Examples below:

‘relax, I’ll be there in a hot minute’ - SHORT
‘bro, it’s been a hot minute!’ - LONG

by zeneast1 November 01, 2022

Minute Maid

A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.

"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes

by volttacke990 December 02, 2019