travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

boiling clams

To aggressively masturbate.

I was just Boiling Clams in the bathroom.

by Kapperino July 3, 2014

Clam Date

The female version of a man date. Two straight women out on the town.

"I have a clam date with one of my good friends tonight."

by healthbledger November 21, 2011

Enjoy the clams

An inconspicuous way to say "goodbye, cocksuckers." From the Martin Scorsese classic "The Departed"

Marcy: Man I love sucking cock.
Priest: I hear that - I suck cock daily
Ted: (as he is leaving the cocksuckers) Enjoy the clams

by FrankCostello July 2, 2011

bump clams

girl on girl action

"Hey wanna bump clams tonight?"

by geeg August 16, 2006

Tight Clam

A tight pussy that clamps your dick while you fuck the shit out of her.

When i was fucking my girlfriend i was throwing her up and down but her tight clam made her stay on and not fly off while being tossed around

by Mo-$ January 13, 2011

clam cousins

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become clam cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken...unless they get jealous.

Variation: instant clam cousins - the resulting relationship due to a menage a trois.

"You see those two chicks over there? They're instant clam cousins. You know what that means? Oh yeah dog! Threeway!"

"My best friend Jullie and I just found out we're clam cousins!"

by monkeyboy72 November 14, 2009