ipod

A walking advertisement for: MUG THIS FOOL, THEY GOT MONEY.

Any fool dumb enough to buy an ipod and walk around town with their white headphones in their ears, trying to look cool, when they are actually saying: He I got lots of money. Usually private school fags.

A piece of electronic crap also.

Crack Addict 1: Hey check out that kid there, he's got an ipod.

Crack Addict 2: Get him!

by 1337-bix May 17, 2006

iPoop

A verb. In communal bathrooms (e.g., dorms, workplace), the act of listening to your iPod while defecating to drown out the sound of your own bodily functions, thus covering up any possible embarrassment.

"I've gotta go drop a deuce in the bathroom, but I know it's going to be loud as hell."
"Go iPoop then, you won't be able to hear it."

by JakePatoski November 3, 2005

iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.

The iPod is a piece of shite.

by Snake September 25, 2005

iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

by Bl-McC May 16, 2009

Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

by urbankid321 September 27, 2009

iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.

Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.

by swanneh January 25, 2010

ipoker

Usually played amongst strangers riding public transportation or at your local Starbuck's. The game usually begins when someone, wanting attention, pulls out any Apple product. At this point, many people will choose to discreetly observe the product and determine its credentials. They will then compare with the Apple product in their possession. If they have a more recent and popular product, they must bring the product into the open for all to observe. If said product is confirmed to be better than the first Apple product, all attention will effectively shift to the person possessing the better product, forcing the original player to return their inferior Apple product back to his or her knapsack or pocket. This is where the game gets interesting. If you bring out the better product, you MUST pretend you are using ALL of its features even if you have no meaningful work to do or, have no remnant of a wireless or wifi connection. At this point in the game, you are safe...unless someone else feels they have a stronger hand than you.

ipod touch user: "hmmm, let me pull out my ipod touch and embarrass this ipod nano-using loser".

Nano user: "this fool obviously doesn't know about the ipad I have in my knapsack. Let me pull this baby out and zoom through some photos I downloaded from Bing"

ipod touch user: (returns ipod touch to pocket)

iphone 4 user: (pulls phone out and begins fake conversation about how hard it was to snag one of the new iphones) "what? yeah. YES. YES, I AM CALLING YOU FROM MY NEW IPHONE 4! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I GOT IT FOR!!"

all other apple users in unison: (return products to their original places and bow down to new iphone user).

-end round of ipoker. Iphone 4 wins

by captivatedboredom June 19, 2010