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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"
by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020
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freaky instagram

instagram with freaks; instagram after dark; purposefully provocative on social media
freaky instagram user @carringtonusa
by lilith130 April 18, 2024
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The Instagram February 26th incident

On February 26th 2025, The instagram algorithm was showing people a large amount of gore videos and other evil content out of nowhere. Some blame hackers, but some believe that it was a protest by the moderation team.
This dogone The Instagram February 26th incident sure does make me a little mad. They keep showing me these dadgum gore videos and pornography.
by Absolute_Zero902 March 5, 2025
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Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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god of instagram

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delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits
by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020
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24/7 Instagram comment addict

Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.
Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.
by satire1 August 18, 2024
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