jumps husband

a cool person

For D.I.C.E -Fuckasse

Woman:"Hey did you see jumps husband last night?"
Woman:"Yea jump is sooo lucky to have a person like him"

by Fuckasse Is a Bottom November 15, 2020

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”

by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

mountain husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to The best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

Savannah’s Husband

Jaymison

Dang u saw savannah’s husband,he’s tall 🦒

by Djskanxjxjdnc July 21, 2021

husband-style

To engage in intercourse without the use of a condom, the way a couple who were married would. Mentioned in the song "Trojan" by rapper Sol.

She loves me now, trust me now, wants me to hit it husband-style

by SeatownChamp July 6, 2011

belles husband

a perfect boy. the most caring, funny, annoying boy that remembers all the small details and will never take that hairband that you gave him off

person 1: whos belles husband
person 2: hes just perfect

by willieluver July 25, 2022