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Maintain-Your-Homeostasis

Maintain-Your-Homeostasis means to take four deep breaths––while taking your time––to keep yourself chill.
"Maintain-Your-Homeostasis so we can have an ideal classroom environment. And it's a vibe..." Mr. Okezie
by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019
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hickton's hobos

An army of homeless people that is payed in Big Macs
Man 1: did you hear about the decrease of the homeless on the street

Man 2: yes it’s all because of hickton's hobos
by Raven109 September 2, 2020
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homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.
Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure
by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010
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homeschool

The worst, worst, worst, worst possible thing to do to your child. As soon as most kids hear it they think, "Ooh super fun, I'll hang out with my friends all day and go to Seaworld every day!" Um, no. You don't meet anybody because, um, you're homeschooled. Your parents almost definitely won't 'educate' you because they are doing their own things. You end up desperately sad, depressed, and wanting to kill yourself. You end up wishing to go somewhere like the bamk or the doctor's office even though most people would hate to do that, just because you want to talk to another person. The only fucking thing to do in homeschool is watch hours and hours of TV, smoke four thousand cigarettes a day, munch out, and not even bother to get dressed so you live in an old bathrobe for about a year.

It also results in a complete waste of your teenage years, not ahving the experiences of a prom, and not having a boyfriend til you're fucking 25.
My mom enrolled me in homeschool because she found out I was a built-in unpaid fucking babysitter.
by you wouldn't know July 7, 2007
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homosex

They had wild homosex last night while the cow said moo!
by Miggy12 December 23, 2003
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homospectacle

a drag queen,female impersonator or any loud flamboyant gay person dressed and acting in a manner to draw attention to themselves
OMG she is such a homospectacle!
by racheltc January 24, 2011
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Homeskooled

The act of getting owned by someone who has been home schooled.
Did you see how Chris was workin' that girl all night? Yet she still went home with Tom? Snap, Chris got homeskooled.
by StreetMeat August 23, 2011
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