Histache

A deep, lingering emotional pain caused by uncertainty in the past. especially when you realize too late that something might have been real, but you never acted on it.

Liking someone suddenly, But it's an illusion, just a thought, Until they give you signs, Signs to show you, but they lead you on, or do they, We don't know, until they stop, and it's because, you weren't taking signs, But they never gave any good signs, so you never knew they liked you back, till you ask.., Then they say "Maybe", But you don't want ask if it's you because if you do. You will feel the memory the pain the regret of that in 10 years. You will feel |Histache|.

by Whoisthisguyinblack March 24, 2026

hitchhiked

when someone “gets hitchhiked” it basically means that they got thumb-fucked in their vagina. instead of getting fingered with the pointer/middle finger, the person fingering them opted to use their thumb instead. this comes from the known-symbol for hitchhiking—a thumbs up.

person #1: “dude i got hitchhiked last night…”

person #2: “damn he used his thumb? that’s crazy.”

person #1: “yeah i woke up bleeding.”

by hitchhikee April 28, 2025

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011

fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

by Silverlining March 8, 2015

a histachii

Refers to a micropenis.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that nigga sporting a histachii.

by tenaciouzd June 2, 2016

Corporate Hitchhiking

corporate Hitchhiking is a term for going job to job, temp job to temp job with hope for all this jumping to add up to a solid high paying job/ career. All this time counting on your resume with its stunning large set of skills and items that are usually useless. You may feel its impressive having 3 to 8 pages of info but to any possible employer its shows you cant hold a job down

Jake: do you believe you can win a job with that 6 page resume.

Joe: darn tooting.
jake: but all youve been doing is jumping from management job to management job, from sinking ship to sinking ship.
joe: its only a little Corporate hitchhiking . just look at my entire skill list and my impressive job list

by Theamazinggeek June 27, 2017

gooseneck hitch

BALL SACK

You got a gooseneck hitch hangin' off the end of yer pick up.

by Nkov September 20, 2017