Anals of History

Where Trumps presidency will be recorded.

Trumps Presidency willgo down in the Anals of History.

by TheDumpman January 31, 2017

Canada's History

a very foul sex act ... where a man uses maple syrup as lube to fuck a moose in the ass while the female sex partner (wearing a gretzky jersey and has a hockey stick in her ass) is using the antlers of the live moose as a dildo... this will most likely cause a bloody mess that will be caught by the stanley cup itself... AND this is all done as a mountie is jerking off until he cums into the stanley cup and when it is all said and done the mountie will drink from the stanley cup

"Yooo i was checking out a video wit canada's history and your mom starred in it"

"Really??? im gonna have to check it out... i didnt know i was canadian"

by j.mat20 February 6, 2010

history

The way the dead torture the living

Who gives a fuck what some crazy motherfucker did 2000 years ago in history!!! Why the fuck should I know this fucking shit!!! Fuck you!!!

by Jurus November 24, 2006

Canada's History

An act pertaining to deeds of such vile proportions, it cannot even be defined on the internet.

Man 1: Did you see what that girl did with her beaver?
Man 2: No, what did she do?
Man 1: She performed Canada's History five times in a row!
Man 2: She'll end up on tv for that for sure!

by fishtarterseagullbeaverdude February 5, 2010

History Channel

Should be renamed "The Hitler Channel" Since they talk about WW2 in just about every other program.

All The History Channel shows most of the time is something about World War 2. But they do have some other things too. Just not that much

by Cripplehawk May 23, 2009

Canada's History

It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the stanley cup.

canada's history is shown by a moose drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup

by canada-esque February 4, 2010

My History Class

My History Class is a class witch history goes on in and has the best teacher and he doesn't give a crap of what u do in his class and is a over all great class and doesn't get much better than his class all of the students in that class are your best friends and they all have a great time with the class.

sometimes the teacher of that class gets angry but the class thinks its funny and he usually gives out easy work and gives a lot of time to do it that is how kind the teacher is of the class. he is also very funny and likes to give nicknames to his class and this is only found in a middle school second hour.

-I hope for the best for you teach

P.S- the teacher is usually a baseball-coach and is the best teacher u can have

should include the word being defined my history class is a class witch is cool

by your favorite Jimmy March 8, 2020