have-lots

Opposite of have-nots. Rich and/or advantaged people.

I'd like to thank the GOP for pre-emptively ceding the next presidential election by announcing their plans to cut services to the have-nots for the sake of keeping tax rates low for the have-lots.

by disimmie May 12, 2011

have a cookie

Sarcastic phrase ever. Most likely used as a response to someone who points out the obvious.

Person 1: Hey, Earth was created by God.

Person 2: Have a cookie.

by PepsiTravis October 21, 2010

Having a moment

In England it refers to someone in the toilet having a dump

"Where's Jon?"
"He'll be out soon, he's just having a moment - too much curry last night"

by wisetwo April 14, 2017

don't have it

The art or arts of not having something such as, car, pants, unibrow, diarrhea, blow dart gun, etc, etc.

- did you get halo 3 yet?
-Nope don't have it...

by tater-man August 19, 2008

Having hoes

Bestfriend that has hoes and denies it

My bestfriend be having hoes lined up and will deny he does

by Ariebihhh June 22, 2017

Have A Cow

Instead of Saying. Keep Your Kinckers On really. Just A Lil' Bit More Hip And Modern. Yeah.

'I F****** HATE YOU MAN'
'Wooh. Don't Have A Cow Man.'

by ELLE :) October 16, 2006

what's the have?

correctly known as "what's the haps?"
In other words, a shortening of the word "happening(s)".

What's the haps, yo?

by Natas April 6, 2004