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The art or arts of not having something such as, car, pants, unibrow, diarrhea, blow dart gun, etc, etc.
- did you get halo 3 yet?
-Nope don't have it...
by tater-man July 24, 2008
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When your shit looks like a pile of tater-tots
Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit
by tater-man February 23, 2014
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