air hanky

The art of blowing ones nose without the benefit of a tissue, sleeve or napkin. Just goes from nose to ground.

The marathon runner, we shall call him Nelson, used his air hanky to clear his nose so he would not lose valuable time during his run.

by John E March 23, 2005

harte hanks

just means the very worst/the absolute pits of something. id rather fuck a stinking goat and shit on my own face than work for harte hanks

"oh man, thats so harte-hanks"

by josh arias April 22, 2004

hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004

hanked

To get busted for something and thrown out of group for a flagrent violation.

"I got busted for being the 'One Star Bandit' on the Where's George Forums, so I got hanked for life".

by The One Star Bandito April 14, 2008

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

mr hanky

a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls

i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek

by sporkness April 21, 2007

Hanktai

Hanktai
/noun/ /hʌnkˈtʌɪ/

Hanktai or Hank-tai is a specific genre of sexually explicit depictions of the character "Hank Hill" from the popular animated television show "King Of The Hill" often in futa or vore porn varients.

"hey have you seen my rare Hanktai collection?" or "Hanktai is my favourite porn, it really makes me horny"

by Alex The Blacksmith January 17, 2021