guffus

Another word for a grumpy and unappreciative girlfriend. Used in the same context as the word "missus".

Sorry guys I'm gonna have to go, the guffus is demanding to see me.

by The Grumpus January 18, 2011

Gaffetti

The stupid and embarrassingly lame things people draw on bathroom stalls, walls, desks, picnic tables etc. Includes Conversations, drawings and jokes.

Gaffetti is any one of these and more, drawn or carved into public places:

4:20, Pot Leaves, Swastikas, Penises, Crappy Gang Signs, Crude Drawings, Conversations.

by CobbySquared July 8, 2011

guffocating

Suffocating in fart gas

I was guffocating in our office today after my colleague had been farting all morning

by MaffLau September 9, 2014

Gufflegloss

The glossy, smooth top coat of freshly fallen then iced over snow.

Wow, Katherine, the gufflegloss after the snow finally stopped is amazing.....

by Inkedheart October 22, 2015

Gufflet

A passing of wind that is too horrendous to not be noticed, but not meaty enough to be a proper guff

Good heavens that was some gufflet Charlie.

by RAZZLESPARROW September 18, 2016

goffern

The same thing as, Chillern (chilling in norwegian)

Whats up bro? nothing just goffern bro

by Simon Muray April 8, 2017

gubfet

The feeling of being hungry

Friend: Oh Hi' Mark
Me: I'm pretty gubfet mate, Wanna get a feed?

by Zyzz-Culture January 23, 2018