GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

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Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

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grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007

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Grape to raisin

A testicle party trick. With scrotum exposed, one will grasp firmly either testicle, and say to the audience "see? grape!" He then pushes it through the grasp in his hand, only holding onto the wrinkled scrotom that was previously stretched tight around the testicle (the result resembling a hairy raisin), which is his cue to tell his audience "now it's a raisin!". Usually done while drunk and on ritilan. Originated in Bloomsburg PA in the mid-1990's

Who wants to see grape to raisin? And have you ever seen my grandfather's watch?

by The real Kyda August 11, 2010

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