Granny Greyhole

Vagina, Snatch, on an elderly lady..

He was so drunk last nite, he got himself some Granny Greyhole..

by Terminator twin T2 February 17, 2010

granny boner

a weak, unerected, possibly wrinkley and pruney boner.

Boy: alright im ready, go down on me chick
*girl goes down and starts doin her thing*
Girl: wait you have a granny boner
Boy: ah shit i was in the shower too long

by mer&shon March 10, 2012

mom granny

Mom granny is a woman who divorces her husband to marry his father...

I love going to my grand parents house for weekend visitations and getting to spend time with my mom granny because my dad is always being a dick since she left his ass....

by Donnie america January 20, 2018

Granny Syndrome

Complaining that the time period when you grew up is better than the current one. This usually occurs with the older population when they see kids playing video games and stuff, but can still happen to people of all ages.

"Hey, look at my new iPod touch! I got it for my 8th birthday!"

"When I was your age, I was forced to play with sticks and dirt in my spare time. Now it's just all of this video game junk."

"Looks like someone has a bad case of granny syndrome."

by Another Internet Person... February 29, 2012

Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 12, 2021

Granny Gear

When thrust and stamina are valued more than a ferocious tempo, one "jams it into granny" to really get her going

Uh oh she's falling to sleep, jam her into Granny Gear!

by themaplemolester December 5, 2010

granny panties

The kind that get you out of having sex... (almost like a diaper, in other words dont wear em if you ever wanna have a sex life)

George was so turned off by Suzie's over sized granny panties, that he refused to have sexual intercourse with her.

by Kinky Kiki (steph) December 28, 2005