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Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.
Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!
by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008
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Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace

1. The birthplace of Juliette Gordon Low, the founder of the Girl Scouts of the United States of America, located in Savannah, GA.
2. The holly land for Girl Scouts.
3. The reason that the service industry of Savannah hates the Girl Scouts.
4. A historic house full of bratty, spoiled Girl Scouts.
Girl Scouts sell cookies so that they can visit the Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace.
by T- sax 1 January 10, 2009
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I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch

To lash out eg: cussing, throwing items around and yelling
Vanessa keeps talking smack about me and i swear I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch
by Godoffags February 10, 2019
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Gordon

A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!
by Arrival_ July 18, 2020
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Gordon Ramsay

God. Our Lord and our Saviour.
We praise Gordon Ramsay in this household young man!
by the_fallen_angel August 15, 2023
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Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021
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Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.
My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.
by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008
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