own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.

There's a homeless guy in front of the mall I go. He always asks me for a coin, and I always answer that I don't have any, last time he replied with "You never have money don't you?". What an own goal

by 1ups_ March 16, 2022

the field goal

when you're getting a blow job and you're about to cum you have the girl hold her arms in the shape of a field goal post and cum on her face and yell IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD when you cum on her face

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by kiods May 13, 2010

Illusion Of Gold

Things that seem to look good or work on the outside are in fact broken. It is the illusion of success when in reality it is the complete opposite. It is Donald Trump.

Donald Trump likes to talk big things but everyone knows its just an Illusion of Gold.

by LongStyle July 23, 2017

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

by okstella August 12, 2021

gold digger

Like a hooker only smarter

Anna Nicole wasn't a whore. She stayed with his 90 year old penis to long. She was a gold digger.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

Best Friend Goals

When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.

"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater

by Mini Mint Oreos February 27, 2015