Balloon-gate

A scandal w national security implications

Balloon-gate is coming soon.

by Crazy Bernie February 6, 2023

The Gates of Janus

A book written by Moors murderer Ian Brady. I’m reading it right now and it’s really good.

Despite being a child murderer, The Gates of Janus is a good read. I like to see the world through a murderers’ eyes. Even if that seems pretty morbid. Ian Brady was a very interesting man, despite his killing spree.

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

heavens gate

a bunch of crazy people (now dead)

heavens gate is insane

by jackspedicey 2 June 9, 2017

Enemy At The Gates

When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.

John: Now I'm gonna FART!

Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!

by Sac-Man October 29, 2010

Gates Avenue

A Street where most snitches in Brooklyn resides.

A Group of people who are friendly with the 79Th Precient.

"They from Gates avenue, yeah they snitching".

by Rugah B October 14, 2011

whale gate

Rejecting unattractive people at the entrance to a party or event.

The last time I heard of anything like this was my roommate’s fraternity. They had “whale gates” at the door, and subjected many young women to horrifying humiliation. Apparently some bouncers don’t grow up.

by anon2923 February 24, 2009

Heavenly Gates

This term applies to women, and refers to the gold mine in which most men try so hard to acquire. The opponent of the "Black Hole", or anus.

Jack was voraciously polishing Lisa's Heavenly Gates.

While happily eating Mary's heavenly gates, Allen was oblivious to the nefarious Black Hole which would soon rear it's ugly head.

by Benal Patrol Overlord February 26, 2008