gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Gamers Blur

When playing a video game for an excessive amount of time your eyes get tired and your vision blurs. this is a common problem for CoD gamers and WOW players.

Person 1: Dude, iwas playing CoD last night and my eyes were so tired, my vision went all fuzzy.

Person 2: sorry bro, you got a case of gamers blur.

Person 3: FUCK!

by ILiveUnderYoBed April 22, 2011

gamer nectar

gamer nectar is a concoction of different liquids that include ball sweat, pee, cum, and gamer girl bath water. You can make gamer nectar by mixing these liquids together in a plastic bin and putting forks in the bin and microwaving it. Drinking gamer nectar results in a higher FPS in games

person 1: i just made some sweet succulent gamer nectar
person 2: aw sweet give me some of that shit
person 3: amurterrs... i drincc that boof every day!!!1!!!! 😳

by himigane January 15, 2022

gamer chrill

Gay gamer that’s most likely black with a small fat dick, his name is chrille and is good at gaming but gay so it doesn’t matter. He is a member of the Gekyume klan that means he chose the gay way

I met this gamer chrill we were gaming and he sucked me off

by ME IS JEEP January 3, 2019

Gamers Dozen

Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.

gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )

by Viddy O'Gaim September 20, 2019

Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020

Quarantine Gamer

A type of gamer, as the name implies, that sprouted from the increase of leisure time due to the Corona virus, causing boredom. These typically don't know much about gaming culture and are casual gamers, meaning they are just as happy losing a ton of times as they are winning once. They play a fine selection of games, as fine as a kid's menu at restaurant, with Call of Duty, namely Warzone, Fortnite, or Among Us. They are also decked out with LED strips that line the edges of their room walls in the colors, red or purple. They often mistaken themselves as gamers and typically only have one genre of games they enjoy and draw a blank whenever a real gamer asks them about other genres. They don't follow any Professional Gamers or Esport teams and generally don't know any outside of FaZe Clan. They also don't dive deep into their games often knowing very little in terms of gaming terms or game knowledge. They also deck everything out in RGB lights; Keyboard, Mice, headphones, the whole nine yards. They also often over spend peripherals, not knowing what they are actually buying and the quality of their gear. They often believe that gaming is a personality, confusing it instead of a lifestyle. And most importantly: they are likely to have TikTok and often give themselves the "gamer" title.

Friend: Man, Jessica is cute and she's a gamer
Me: When did she start playing? What does she play?
Friend: She started playing CoD in June 2020.
Me: Nah, she's a TikToker, she's a quarantine gamer.

by E Sushiman February 8, 2021