gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

Gamer Corner

The corner in your room in which you engage in the act of masturbation and ejaculation in that said corner.

Chet- Bro.. What's that smell bro?

Jake- It's just my gamer corner.

by YourDoctorGreg March 11, 2022

Gamers Dozen

Loosely used by new age griefing group "Successors of Slime", A Gamers Dozen is generally believed to be sixteen. However, the term can be used in a comical sense to refer to a completely arbitrary number.

gamer1: hey bro, got any dynamite to grief vicamas27's base?
gamer2: yeah, about a gamers dozen
gamer1: send em through my friend )

by Viddy O'Gaim September 20, 2019

Gamer War

We are all Gamers, and we are all at war with eachother, about anything LGBTQ, Racism, Eachothers lives, Hatred. And only on the rarest accusations do we actually have normal conversations.. because we all hate Atleast something about eachother, but somehow, arguing is what brings us together, because Our Friendship, Love, and Sometimes niceness is what makes us all Friends.

This is a “Gamer War”

by chrissypren March 31, 2021

gamer charlie

a bald egg lookin ass who watches yaoi and initially looks mentally challenged and on further inspection is mentally challenged

James: eww its gamer Charlie
Evan: don't make eye contact

by mystinkybuttfart April 12, 2021

Quarantine Gamer

A type of gamer, as the name implies, that sprouted from the increase of leisure time due to the Corona virus, causing boredom. These typically don't know much about gaming culture and are casual gamers, meaning they are just as happy losing a ton of times as they are winning once. They play a fine selection of games, as fine as a kid's menu at restaurant, with Call of Duty, namely Warzone, Fortnite, or Among Us. They are also decked out with LED strips that line the edges of their room walls in the colors, red or purple. They often mistaken themselves as gamers and typically only have one genre of games they enjoy and draw a blank whenever a real gamer asks them about other genres. They don't follow any Professional Gamers or Esport teams and generally don't know any outside of FaZe Clan. They also don't dive deep into their games often knowing very little in terms of gaming terms or game knowledge. They also deck everything out in RGB lights; Keyboard, Mice, headphones, the whole nine yards. They also often over spend peripherals, not knowing what they are actually buying and the quality of their gear. They often believe that gaming is a personality, confusing it instead of a lifestyle. And most importantly: they are likely to have TikTok and often give themselves the "gamer" title.

Friend: Man, Jessica is cute and she's a gamer
Me: When did she start playing? What does she play?
Friend: She started playing CoD in June 2020.
Me: Nah, she's a TikToker, she's a quarantine gamer.

by E Sushiman February 8, 2021

Gamer dick

When you have been gaming for so long and haven’t showered so your dick gets covered in a layer of grease preventing you from jerking off since you can’t get a grip

Bro after that WOW session I got gamer dick

by Gamer dick October 17, 2020