guadalupes revenge

your fucking a dirty mexican chick in the ass. as you cum, she tightens her nalga muscles, trapping your dick in her asshole. All of a sudden she does a hip roll, spinning around, breaking your cock in half!! also known as the Mexican Cock Roll!!

If you're gonna go out for mexican, make sure you dont order the guadalupes revenge.

by the Bukkake Boyz September 26, 2011

gaida

Italian originated name has much potential. Usually likes spending time in the kitchen, leaving footprints of delicious drops behind.

Me:Yo are you going to Italy

you: yea I'm going to meet up with gaida.

by Coko February 6, 2017

Guidi

A nice guy who likes to be around people. He loves to have sex and party but most importantly he like to play basketball.

Guidi boi.

by Thiccboiwithbigdickboi May 31, 2019

Guido

a super fucking mentally retarded bean who might secretly be your cousin because of his redneck behavior

lives by "fuck'em" and constantly finds himself randomly naked or partially naked with his boys but it's not gay because the socks are always on

is one day going to get murked by kim jong un's squadron because he's going to kill kim jongers in the pongers

como estas you fucking guido

by swag daddy dongle July 20, 2020

digi guide

A great cheap program that is basically the SKY tv guide on your PC

Whats next on TV? Check the digi guide dumbass

by mulligan November 14, 2003

Steve Gida

A term used to define males whose looks and skills are rivaling those who have ascended to the highest heavens.

yo bro, you just pulled a steve gida!

by Nerdsofwarz July 4, 2010

False guido syndrome

Also known as F.G.S. or Guido'ly Challenged. When one who is not of italian decent, and tries to act like a stereotypical guido. They have blowouts, go tanning, frolic at clubs to house music. Doing everything that a typical guido is known for doing but it just simply doesn't look right. Their tan looks aweful because of their skin tone (pale-looking red and lobster-like or dark complexion - not in need of getting a tan but still does it to live the guido lifestyle, maybe even sometimes looking orange.) They tend to work twice as hard on their blowouts than the average guido in order to make them look more guido-like and boast about how nice their hair is but in reality it simply does not look right. People tend to look down on those with F.G.S because that they are acting out as an italian stereotype without even being italian.

Nick: Yeah bro guido fist pump all day!

Robert: Nicky aren't you Arabic?

Nick: Uhh yeah bro

Robert proceeds to slap Nick

Robert: You have False Guido Syndrome!

by DurrtyyJerzzz March 3, 2011