Green Grass and High Tides

One of the most relaxing, underrated songs ever written. Green Grass has, like many songs of its kind, lyrics that don't literally apply to our life but can be if examined or listened to carefully.

The guitar work is this song's strongest point, it sounds and feels like the blood of Jesus Christ is flowing through your veins! If you are into classic rock and have not heard this song, I suggest you look it up immediately, it is by the Outlaws.

*Green Grass and High Tides is playing*
Guy 1: Wow, the world is almost easier to bear while listening to this song.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know, my house is getting repossessed, my wife left me, and my children all hate me...but I think it'll all be okay...
Guy 1: Yeah man, I'm sure it'll be fine.

by Arockalypse February 2, 2009

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

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Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

glossy taco

A thick, clear coat of nail polish applied as a final coat that is glossy af. It is otherwise known as a topcoat. This word was derived from Christine from Simply Nailogical on YouTube.

Cute nails! Did you finish them off with a glossy taco

by Krusty_giraffe July 17, 2017

grossty

(adj.) Describes something so revolting in nature that the words gross or nasty alone would not be enough.

ex1) What happened was so grossty that I vomited my guts all over the pavement.

ex2) "That shiz is grossty yo."

ex3) The doctor removed grossty fluids from Eddies injured knee.

by Zeewei July 22, 2008

Les Grossman

Les Grossman is a fucking boss, he will literally fuck your face and slap your ass.

Les Grossman slapped my ass and I came in my shorts

by Les grossman October 7, 2019

Gosspic

Gosspic is gossip by a person of the Hispanic persuasion. Most gosspic follows family fiestas where it's always the same party. The Gosspic is usually about family members being drunk, jail, dancing and tamales.

Everytime my wife goes to a family party I have to listen to her and her cousins gosspic in Spanglish for hours on the phone, it's like Sabado Gigante in my living room.

by Strounce January 2, 2010

Gossip Turtle

Someone who does not participate in, promote or generally engage in office gossip.

"John did not know that Jack and Rachel were having an affair? He is such a gossip turtle."

by Morty Nickels July 24, 2012