Gritty Grenade

The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"

After I JUST fell asleep (the first 3 minutes in a week) I was startled awoke by a gritty grenade!

by Finni Bouche February 21, 2021

DUKEY GRENADE

When someone is to walk in any establishment and immediately your senses go numb from a foul and horrid stench or odor. A smell so dreadful the only thing that’s comparible as if a grenade filled with the worst of shits was let off in there.

Laura “hey Rudolph “
Rudolph”Ahhh Laura it smells like u got bombarded with dukey grenades in here

by Tits on a Rug June 12, 2018

logic grenade

A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent

Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade

by Jenkem Hog March 25, 2008

Axe Grenade

An Axe Grenade or smoke grenade is when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

Axe Grenade: when a middle schooler will spray a locker room with a whole Axe Body Spray. Mostly small sixth graders will do this action to their own entertainment.

G8: Yo What The Actual Fuck is that smell nigga!!??
Other G8: Those stupid motha fuckers!!!! Those little fuckin sixth graders set off another Axe Grenade!
G8: Well, time to beat they asses. Who’s in?

All G8’s in unison: Fuck Yeah!.
G6 who set did the Axe Grenade: Aw shit! Hey, nobody gon snitch right?
Some other G6’s: Yeah/Sure/Ok.
G8’s:Yo, which one of you motha fuckers did that shit!!!?
G6’s in unison: G6WSAG
G6WSAG:Man Fuck all y’all.

“End Scene”

by Emerymiles2007 February 14, 2020

Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.

Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face

by Yetus ketus November 2, 2020

Crimson grenade

The act of taking out one's tampon and flinging it at one person or a crowd of people with the intention of:
1) transferring any blood-borne diseases the thrower currently has

2)disgusting those in the blast radius of the grenade to the point that they vacate the landing site.

When Emily realized the line at the grocery store was too long, she lobbed a crimson grenade toward the crowd; clearing out the rest of the customers and allowing her to advance to the front of the line.

by Metcalfone July 29, 2015

trucker grenade

A container used in the trucking industry for micturition. Said bottle is then disposed of with grenade style throwing techniques. Rookie users may also set them on the pavement in parking lots or on top of fuel pumps. Throwing techniques are perfected with practice.

Cletis is ready for some serious trucking now that he has three empty trucker grenades ready to be filled.

by Sh!tB!rd October 31, 2023