Bill Gates

One of the founders of Microsoft and formerly the world's richest man (passed by the founder of Ikea). People like to blame him for everything, because he's rich and part of human nature is blaming rich people for all your problems.

Car won't start?

Got fired from work?

Your candidate got owned in the election?

Blame Bill Gates!! Everyone's doing it, it's the new national pastime.

by C++ September 13, 2005

Bill Gates

Is going to give 90% of his money to charity on death!!! thats Nealy $45Billion. Guy Can Program what ever the fuck he wants. That kind of cash is Cure for cancer good.

Call him Hitler now Bitch!

by Ostego September 17, 2005

bill gates

Phrase to be used sarcastically when referring to someone with little or no skills on the computer.

Person 1: "How do I get songs on my playlist?"

Person 2: "Drag and drop, biatch. Damn, you a regular bill gates on that shit."

by In need of better service at the deli October 10, 2006

Goatssechsschyre

The Ball-Shining capital of the world, it is a small Hamlet in northwestern England. It was first settled in the mid-to-late 13th century by the Zambian Reformists, a radical cult dedicated to the creation of Ball-Chowder. Ironically, the citizens of the town recognize a strict ban on Goatsex, the practice from which the it's name is derived.

Evan, I went on vacation to England over the break and saw a lot of cool stuff, but my parents wanted to go to some backwards hicktown called Goatssechsschyre. I hear all they do is eat Ball-Chowder...

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

bill gates

Bill Gates is that guy who sold his soul for the ability to become rich, rip people off easily and to buy his way out of any court case.

Bill Gates is a bad, bad man.

by Zed_eX May 15, 2005

Sending Gatsby back home

A euphemism for sexual intercourse, presumably derived from the fact that Gatsby lived in a place called "West Egg." The resulting euphemism implies that the sex is intended to result in pregnancy.

Matt- "Dude, when I go abroad next year I'm gonna be 'sending Gatsby back home' all night, every night!"
Dave- "Matt, the last thing we need is a whole shit ton of pregnant furries."

by danx6 March 6, 2008

gassed

In prison, some inmates will stir feces and urine in a container, and when they are told to exit the cell, or given their daily meals, they will throw the mixture at the correctional officers. It comes from the MSNBC show, "Lock Up: Raw."

Officer: "Come out of your cell!"
Inmate: "Fuck you!"
Officer: "Last warning!"
Inmate: "Suck my dick motherfucker!"
Officer: *opens cell*
Inmate: *gasses officer*
Officer: "Ah shit guys he just gassed me!"

by JesusGotBaked December 18, 2011