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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
mugGet the Gag Hagmug.

gag

when someone is choking on that dick.
“OMG. it was so big i was gagging
“i gag on that dick every time”
by fagagging November 28, 2021
mugGet the gagmug.

Fay Gag

Someone who is the opposite of a Gay/Fag. Normally used to compliment somebody.
by Dagisgay April 7, 2025
mugGet the Fay Gagmug.

Gag

1. A Gag is someone who’s only use is sucking dick without getting anything in return.
Or pretty much sucking dick for meaningless and cheap reasons I.E such as for McDonald’s, and shelter
1.Yo don’t kiss her you know that bitch a gag

2. Them bitches out here gaggin gang and not like how you want
by Juke & C-Hunnid July 26, 2024
mugGet the Gagmug.

Stavros gag on this dick

He has had a total of 3 relationships combined lasting around 4 days, goes for ugly cows with ungly everyhthing, gay cunt fifa faggot and a total wierd cunt
by thebiggestblackman February 8, 2022
mugGet the Stavros gag on this dickmug.

Gag City

Gag City is the fictional land of the Trinidadian-born rapper Nicki Minaj and her fans, The Barbz. Gag City is often depicted as a pink, colorful city.

Gag City was created by her fans during the rollout of her fifth studio album, Pink Friday 2.
When I leave Gag City, I'll fly to Pluto's shit.
by jaybarbdot March 30, 2024
mugGet the Gag Citymug.

Gag gig

She seemed like a nice girl so I couldn’t just ask for a blowjob so I asked for a gag gig.
by Wamre August 5, 2019
mugGet the Gag gigmug.

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