Flossing the clam

Another way to refer to female masturbation.

My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.

by wooperieeee April 21, 2011

Flossiraptor

The most badass raptor of them all. Used by Raptor Jesus to remove bits of nonbelievers from his teeth. Said to evolve from the bits of skin from the Stripper Slug's waste. If a Flossiraptor is ever encountered, closing doors behind you can be effective at first, however, he learns to open them at an exponential speed to normal Raptors.

TL;DR- Flossiraptor will tear you a new one (See, necrophilism)

Last week coming home from my gynecologist (That kids, is also known as a "vajajay doctor"), a Flossiraptor began chasing my car, and literally scared my balls off.

Guess that's why my bill was so high?

by MAHNAMEISETHAN June 30, 2011

fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 3, 2011

Fossae

fos-ay Term used to describe "Absolute Luxury"

That chick is fossae as fuck.

by malibu booze crew February 22, 2017

Flossi

Is the cat of multiple floss dances being performed at once

It can be performed by a singular itsllectual being or in a group

Flossi can be considered as a form of dominance and widely fears across the earth. It is equivalent to T-Posing

It's also the plural of the floss dance

Group 1: we have knives

Group 2: we have guns

Group 3: we are seshing and we have flossi

Group 1 and 2: shit

by One furry boi June 13, 2018

Accidental Floss

When someone performs oral sex on another person and gets a pubic hair stuck in his or her teeth.

Georgia didn't trim down south before our last hookup. As a result, I got some accidental floss 'tween my teeth.

by Squeentips November 12, 2010

ass floss

A thin towel rope that slides between the crack(s).

My anus has fecal buildup. I should use an ass floss to clean it out.

by 'Ass~~~Floss' October 6, 2015