delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder

The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).

Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.

by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010

Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

forbidden forest

pubic hair,used in "barry trotter & the unnecessary sequel" by micheal gerber... where 2 female hogwash student chat about shaving the forbidden forest

Hogwash female 1:hav u shaved ur forbidden forest?
Hogwash female 2:My wat?
Hogwash female 1 pointed to Hogwash female 2's lap.
Hogwash female 2:Ooo... no... y?

by Abebil April 20, 2005

muddy forest

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.

I gave Eva a muddy forest.

by jimmy jibberish December 12, 2007

foreskin

an extra portion of skin located at the tip of the uncircumcized penis; increases intercourse tenfold

by Sandaro Boucklembo March 9, 2003

Forest Metal

Running around a dark forest with a $25 Casio keyboard and a $5 mic

There's a lot of shitty forest metal bands coming out now

by Duncan Fisher July 31, 2006

Foreskin amputation

Another term for circumcision.

I saw John's pecker he's got a foreskin amputation.

by Deep blue 2012 July 30, 2009