glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

Wolf Boy

A young man with the following traits:
Racially ambiguous
Depressed
Substance abuser
Political views that align most closely with his favorite anime character
Looking for a younger, naïve girl to fix all his problems
Likes wolves slightly too much

Somehow the only guys that ever hit on me are wolf boys

by Ahhhhh8 September 19, 2019

wolf bang

very similiar to a donkey punch but instead of hitting in the back of the head, you used outstretched fingers and jab into the throat

my missus became immune to the donkey punch, so i took it to the next level , the wolf bang

by funkdeviant August 16, 2006

Dick Wolf

Purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on Law and Order SVU

Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden

Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way

by shirmmp May 27, 2010

teen wolf

when a person has an outrageous amount of pubic hair....(in some circumstances can be used to decribe other hairy body parts)

Yo! Last night was popping until she removed her under garments and i saw that she was on teen wolf.
Her vagina needs a shower cap, her joint is on teen wolf.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

Rubber wolfing

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (aka: eating pussy) whilst wearing a football mouthpiece

Person A: I know Jonny and Susan are into weird stuff, but what were they doing in the football locker room last night?

Person B: They were rubber wolfing like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

by Trayzon March 1, 2009

Wolf Gang

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill them all. This is a group of skate boarding rappers, which features Tyler the Creator, Domo, Earl,MellowHype, Mike G. Wolf Gang has been getting a lot of attention these days, and probably or will go mainstream in the near future. They rap about what ever they want and don't care if you like it or not.

Guy One: Dude Taylor Gang is the best
Guy Two: Taylor Gang sucks Wolf Gang all day.
Guy One: I'll agree have you heard Tyler's Yonkers?

by Trejected March 28, 2011