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Breakfast Sammy

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.
Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
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Egyptian Breakfast

When you cream pie in a persons arse at night then perform oral sex in the morning eating last nights ejaculate.
Don’t fancy a Barnsley bacon butty, filled up on an Egyptian Breakfast this morning.
by Luke Oats January 13, 2018
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cock breakfast

like breakfast. only with cock
"we have no money left"
"hmm, i guess we'll have to have a cock breakfast"
by kiwi42 November 16, 2011
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Whore's Breakfast

A breakfast combination popular in many parts in Canada, particularly among whores. The breakfast consists entirely of a triple triple from Tim Horton's and a cigarette.
Early Sunday morning, sitting on a curb in front of Tim Hortons, and still wearing yesterday's clothes, Jenna savoured a well deserved whore's breakfast.
by palmdoggy April 5, 2017
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American breakfast

An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
I sucked that clingfilm dry of american breakfast this morning
by Kingo February 22, 2008
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portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.
by wiley collins December 28, 2007
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Texas Breakfast

While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
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