Floppy-Hammer

When you beat your meat so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard

When a woman is so ugly you cant get an erection during sex

Jeff: "Hey, how did your date go last night?"
Me: "It went terrible, we went back to my place but I had a floppy-hammer."
Jeff: " that's tough"

by jakah February 26, 2020

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

Floppy_kat2

the ugliest and most annoying bitch known to mankind

did you hear about what Floppy_kat2

by epicannoyingbitch August 22, 2020

floppy poppy

a cute amazing friend who loves having fun as well as having the worst of luck love you pops Xx

'hey floppy poppy wanna go to the park '

by puppygamer2091 November 14, 2020

floppy chip

A kissing technique that involves shoving your tongue to the back of the other person throat and flicking their uvula so it swings and then frantically move your tongue up and down so when you pull away there is a string of saliva between you

Did you see Gary kiss Tanisha. Man used that floppy chip shit proper drowned her

by Arthur christmas init January 22, 2021

Floppy dragon

When you drag ur penis around her face and cum non stop on her face also

Yo I did a floppy dragon to Jenny last night

by Slave king February 1, 2021