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Five finger February

A challenge where women have to use five fingers when pleasuring themselves
“damnnnnn she won’t make it through five finger February she’s to tight”
by hoesmad666420 December 1, 2019
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The fingerest

A beautiful schaubism used by Brian Campbell to openly mock Brenda Schaub to his face on live TV.
Luke Thomas: *Pointing at Schaubs arm* "Wow, look at the detail on that tattoo, all the fingers are evenly spread out"
Brian Campbell: "Some would say the fingerest, right there"

Schaub: *Bragging about how expensive his tattoo is* "I would say he takes about 800 an hour"
by P.F. Changs line cook June 18, 2021
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Mental Middle Finger

A facial expression which delivers the same mental gratification as the physical act of raising the middle finger, when the physical act may be considered inappropriate.
1. Coworker states the obvious once too much, you politely smile and nod. But really you are giving a mental middle finger.
by citizenri August 23, 2009
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Spring Break Finger

An injury that results from excessive beer drinking in a hot tub. The abrasive nature of the twist off PBR top tears the cutaneous layer of the index finger. Scars and blood are not uncommon.
Damn it Jon, i can't give as many high-fives with this spring break finger lingering.
by WackyChan March 10, 2014
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gentleman's finger

Noun - The digit, usually the index finger, that is inserted into your partner's asshole during sex. The gentleman's finger is sometimes used to persuade a reluctant partner into trying anal sex.

If the gentleman's finger is withdrawn from the asshole at any time during or after sex, it may not be used until it has been cleaned. If the sex continues after withdrawal of the finger, all fingers may touch the partner except the gentleman's finger, which must be held up away from the body, so as not to corrupt the partner with ass juices.
I told him to clip his fingernails because he scratched up my asshole with his gentleman's finger last night.
by MilitiaP June 24, 2015
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work your finger to the bone

(may be a New York Italian neighborhood slang): another way of saying "work your ass off"
instead of complaining that you can't find a better job and sitting on welfare, go work your finger to the bone until something else comes along; that's the American dream
by Sexydimma July 31, 2016
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cold finger

Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.
FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
by JDrummer86 April 26, 2011
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