The term Felty is used to describe someone that is “cracked” while at the same time having a massive dong.
My friend justin here is felty! Can also be used at the beginning of a name to describe the person you’re talking about ; FeltyJohn
“That man FeltyJohn is a legend”
“That man FeltyJohn is a legend”
by peach balls February 15, 2021
Get the Felty mug.When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
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Get the felching blizzard mug.When you suck cum out of someone’s asshole and spit it into your hand and slap somebody else in the face.
Nate Maddox got felch bombed the other day at the synagogue and now the old saggy naggy is mad at me.
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Get the Felch bomb mug.Most beautiful kind hearted person you will ever meet. She makes you crazy. Will turn a gay girl straight and a married man drool. She is one of a kind and will last a lifetime if you treat her right.
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Get the Felysiti mug.Felay typically means a big or girl who likes toxicity in there partner because they view normal relationships as boring and they don’t want too have a normal convo and vc everyday it gets boring talm bout the same shit
Damn she so toxic she is real felay.
Us having talks about religion and politics gets boring I’m super felay and it’s normal. Who not felay.
Us having talks about religion and politics gets boring I’m super felay and it’s normal. Who not felay.
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Get the Felay mug.Colloquial and descriptive reference to Kellogs S'Mores Pop-Tarts, owing to the gooey white- and brown-striped filling.
"Hey, buddy! Is that a box of Felch-Tarts? What a tasty treat!"
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
"Have one, I'm never eating these again, now that you've ruined them for me."
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