Please Fetus

What aborted babies say when they are hungry.

The starving aborted babies kept saying Please fetus!

by Sex Actz December 14, 2018

Cock Sucking Fetus Boy

A young male who seeks out older men to give them head in public places and then continues to say that he has a sex life. Acts like a tough guy and says stuff like "Ill kick yo ass pussy" even though they are often too small to do so, hence the "fetus" part. They usually grow out of it and eventually become an ok person.

Nathan: What the fuck!? Jimmy?!?

Jimmy: Oh shit Nathan what the fuck!?!?

Nathan: Are you sucking off my grandpa?!?!

Jimmy: I can explain!

Nathan: Imma record this shit bruh. You a cock sucking fetus boy.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL June 10, 2020

Yeetus that fetus into deletus

A more sophisticated way of saying yeet but with a lot more exaggeration. A way of saying to yeet something at extremely high velocity into the stratosphere and out of existence.

Person1: "Im gonna yeet this can 50 yards away"
Person2:"YEETUS THAT FETUS INTO DELETUS!!"

by Just_some_random_memer March 30, 2021

fetus

a person you are only friends with so you can pick on him. a person in a group that is always the butt of the joke

every group of friends needs a fetus

by meat sandwich November 27, 2007

scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.

I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!

by fOokz October 23, 2003

Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.

Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.

by cjay May 10, 2006

fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.

"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"

by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007