by akeno’ December 10, 2020
The minuscule knowledge of the French language learned specifically from pop songs by such artists as LaBelle, ABBA, Blondie, Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga.
Him: "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
Her: "Yeah, like your Disco French is going to work on me."
by soanim8ed July 11, 2011
A release of gas from one's posterior. That resembles the smell you get downwind of a dirty French Canadian.
Guy: Ugh! What's that smell?
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
Buddy: It smells like s dirty French Canadian!
Friend: Sorry boys, I just blew some French Wind..
by RacinJason December 01, 2018
When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.
What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.
by Mike Digital March 04, 2019
A sexual act in which a woman gives a blowjob to a man while he uses her back as a computer-rest to write.
"I've got to do this essay for class tomorrow, but I'm really horny. Want to give me a French Typewriter?"
by The French Typist October 20, 2011
by Aebm5 November 18, 2016
An advanced placement class that high school students take because they've already taken all of the French classes leading up to it, so why not? They are emersed in Francophone culture through small selective articles and are then forced to write essays in French in under an hour, get many points off because when you're writing that fast your brain seems to think it's okay to write j'aimons, instead of j'aime. After an entire year of preparation for an intensive ap exam, a coronavirus appears and the college board decides that the new, shortened, ap exam will be composed entirely of speaking.
by Hello234567 April 20, 2020