Fartanguaton

A robot monkey with severe gas.

Mary: Yo Bruce , I just gave that Fartanguaton some Gas-X!!!

Bruce: Stop messing with nature’s plan!!!

Mary: Don’t criticize me you jackass. He is made of metal.

Bruce: Your Gas-X has no effect on mail.

Mary: I said metal you idiot. I have no care about the insignificant life of some Fartanguaton!

Bruce: Your priorities are in order.

Mary: I have boobies.

by Mumble Tumpkins July 20, 2018

Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

Shard farming

The act of digging in the carpet, usually by a tweaker, in search of small fragments of methamphetamine that were dropped. In most cases there is no methamphetamine found. A sure sign that this has occurred is nice, neat, little piles of trash several feet from one another on the carpet that have been raked up by the tweaker while on his or her conquest.

Carl, get out of the goddamn floor! Quit shard farming! You didn't drop any dope!

by Wurm82 November 30, 2018

North Farmington High School

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.

Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”

by Jewfoo58 October 14, 2021

Step Farming

A term coined by Lightorias to denote long periods of running/biking in order to spawn items during Kaizo IronMON runs.

Light is always on a run and step farming Mt. Moon.

by Hippo1639 July 22, 2022

Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.

Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015