Jacob Eaton

the queerest of queers. One guy that you don't wanna meet. He brings your IQ down 20 points just from being around him. You meet him once and you are forever retarded. He's like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.

"I'm having such a great day, I hope nothing terrible happens to me..."

"FUCK I JUST SAW JACOB EATON"

*dies*

by jacksonbarr May 11, 2016

Brianna Eaton

Brianna is a girl that is very passionate with everything she does. Many guys love her and she is very attractive. She is very shy around people she doesn't know well but shes crazy with her best of friends. Shes very weird or goofy and can be annoying but that's part of the package shes lovable but weird in the same package.

Eli: Dont you just love Brianna Eaton

Dannie: Ya shes pretty cool
Staisy: ya shes the best friend ever

by Callie Fla May 23, 2018

an Eton boy

generally a bit of a simp, probably lives in the country, owns a schofel, spends most of daddy’s money, most likely has curtains. Thinks they can get any girl they want because they go to Eton

ughhhh he was such an Eton boy

by coolerthanukid69 April 16, 2020

Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”

I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy

by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022

Kyan Elton

A filthy cuck with trouble at the homestead.

Deals with an Autistic brother and unfortunately has been neglected by a stock image mother as she's a sket and couldn't keep a man on good terms with her.

Person 1: Who's that lowering his voice over there for codi?
Person 2: Oh, that's Kyan Elton

by fuckoffkyan June 20, 2022

Dirty Elton

A gay cowboy that loves to get railed in the ass by a transvestite named Natasha Winchester while her bitch bf Jason watches them while jerking his dick and crys loudly!

I know a guy that loves doing the dirty Elton!

by KadeePerk November 9, 2022

delfan Eoton cor

It rips your heart cutely
Anyway Dahlia From TVD uses it to use telekinesis and rip your heart

Dahlia:Delfan eoton cor
Guy:*Drops down dead*
Dahlia: With hear in her hands

by Red Apple dat eats June 15, 2023