expressocookiesc0ckslave

A person who aggressive simps for a fictional character that is a cookie

1: Hey do you know expressocookiesc0ckslave?

2: no? Who is that?

1: it's a person who simps for a fictional character thats cookie!

by expressocookiesc0ckslave October 3, 2021

Expressvery

Gives you superpowers! Takes care of your daily needs, when you need it. Worthy of being the apple of your eye. A super-reliable friend who promises "will be there in 30 minutes" and then actually shows up! ☺️

"Bro, have you Expressvery the butter for pun maska"?.

by Vashi December 14, 2021

expressing yourself

Having a tattoo of a penis on your neck

Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!

"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"

by Charlie_p0g April 27, 2023

Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.

by gregben September 13, 2023

cutties express

the metaphoric train one rides after falling victim to a harsh insult or is just generally cutties

"that was harsh bro, all aboard the cutties express."

by qwertyuiop08642 October 20, 2008

cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

brown expresso

When you take someone's water bottle that is not see through and take a Shit in it and fill up the remaining space with water. Then put the bottle back were you found it.

This guy is going to have a great surprise when he drinks the brown expresso that i gave him.

by albert18 May 19, 2015