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I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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attention theory of everything

Bijective theory of consciousness which states that a discrete surface area can be divided arbitrarily into an uncountable number of surface areas.
The attention theory of everything propounds that the Vikaasian set of uncountable primes is bijective to the Cantor set of uncountable functions.

Implies that a surface area is a number.

Furthermore implies that a surface area comprises a set of uncountable prime numbers, greater than the set of Godel primes.

Thus surface areas are not only prime; but prime-in-themselves.
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everything chain

It like everything, but like... a chain
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National everything day

National everything day is when u can do anything u want and it is on the 17th of April,you could kiss people, hug, slap their butt etc.
On national everything day I'm gonna be naughty 😈 lmao 😂
by Lol idk wit I'm doing derp April 11, 2019
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Everything is about me

No I don't think that. The people around me want it to be about THEM and what THEY want me to do. I literally don't even have to be there and they WANT ME TO HAVE TO BE THERE. They get something out of it.
Hym "It's not that everything is about me it's that they refuses to let it NOT be about me until I let them compel my behavior and whatt YOU are doing is filibustering until I give up and go away. And you think I'm a psychopathic narcissist? You think I'm the thing I said I am and that somehow detracts from the fact that I called your religion a 'Psychopathic Narcissist worshipping incest cult that makes YOU think you're better than everyone because your pee-pee feels good when you fuck your wife and 9 months later you have a little clone that you have complete dominion over so you can re-live your own life again from a different perspective before you die so you can have the double life in some weird "God in the garden of Eden" fetish and then you can get mad at your kid when they don't do what you tell them "That's not what I would do! You're living me life wrong!"?' That's what YOU do and somehow I'M the creep? You freak! You're the one doing the incest cult shunning ritual to me, fuck-face! You're the one who picked a side you fucking incest freak!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2024
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I'm so everything

When you are hungry, thirsty, bored, tired, and sad.
Guy1: Man, I'm so everything right now.
Guy2: Yeah same.
by pryobites July 13, 2023
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