to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home

oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it

by hahahahaha man October 21, 2010

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Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything

"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."

by 同志 January 27, 2023

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evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein

by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017

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evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.

that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.

by jared862731 July 20, 2020

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Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

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Evan Jennings

ahh, Evan, the psychotic, machete-loving, sexy-voiced and violent male that seems to have crawled straight out of hell. Best known for the popular slenderverse web series, 'everymanHYBRID', where he played himself and a demonic being named HABIT, Evan also has a separate youtube channel where he plays video games. Also, BEWARE, he ate a baby!

oh god! I think he just ate a baby!

who IS he!?

that sexy beast is Evan Jennings!

by Danger=Home July 10, 2018

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