Pulling an Evan

1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance

2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
"Do you see how faded he is right now? He's totally pulling an Evan again."
by 同志 January 27, 2023
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to pull a evan on it

When you go to your friends house and you wont go home
oh nooo i have no spin home can i stay at yours? thats a evan

to pull a evan on it
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evan blankenstein

When your friend is being so God damn weird that you don't know what the fuck is going on anymore.
Holy shit that guy is really pulling a Evan Blankenstein
by I dont give 2 shits October 9, 2017
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evan caines

evan caines- a perverted freak that lives in wallingford ct BE AWARE
did you see the shit evan caines sent to a little girl ?
by doedeez July 30, 2021
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evan kirkman

the alpha of all men. legend says he sleeps with 5 different girls every night. also he is a pretty good warzone player.
that guy is picking up so much girls! his name must be evan kirkman.
by jared862731 July 20, 2020
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dirty evan

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."
Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan
by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014
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