emutional support

Da comforting companionship dat da Liberty Mutual dude gets from his goofy-lookin' bulgy-eyed feathered buddy.

Dunno how anyone could actually derive much emutional support from a weird flightless bird dat is known for being short-tempered and aggressive, but hey --- if dat's your thing, more power to you. Safety goggles and thick-fabric protective clothing might be wise to wear when communing with said fuzzy buddies, though, since their formidable beaks and claws are not exactly objects dat you'd wanna get too friendly with.

by QuacksO March 20, 2021

Exflation

Exflation. When your former bf or gf gains an enormous amount of weight after the break up.

Poor Anne was a victim of exflation after she dusted me and fell in love with Oreos.

by Brewton May 5, 2021

Educational Tourist

When a state's primary educational system is entirely distance learning, causing people to work remotely in other states to send their kids to school.

Yeah, you can't get an apartment in town because all the educational tourists are here.

by ElectricMayhem September 1, 2021

Education

Something we don't need but yet was created by a hypocrite back in 1837 and later on added 'exams' that made it even worse causing some kids who get low marks to commit suicide and their friends will all go emo or depressed and commit suicide too and be like "I'm going with you if you die!". The only thing we can thank education for is educating the person who first created games which is the cure for depression.

Student 1: "Guys, did you know George committed suicide for getting 41 for his English test?!"
Student 2: "F*ck education man, he was my best friend!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021

education

Something that started out as a simple and harmless invention to make the country stronger, but quickly devolved into a mess of prisons which teach something that isn't even useful in everyday life and is the leading cause of depression in children.

African countries need to invest in education.

by Fire Axus January 28, 2022

Elations

(noun) a creative compilation produced of natural wellness ingredients, fit for human consumption, that cause great happiness and exhilaration.

ABC Elations has a new product line.
Elations are good alternatives to alcohol.
They used elations as a cessation device to stop using drugs.

by Kingmobile February 24, 2022

Education Generation

Describes Generation Z (9-21 year olds) the newest generation and their dedication to the education system and reliance on education to further their careers.

“You cant escape the education generation”

by the sky lord June 2, 2022