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Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.
Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!
by AnonNemo August 29, 2012
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bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear
Alex Tilleys bum ear chin
by King bs November 11, 2013
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Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.
Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.
by gregben June 7, 2023
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Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms
I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"
by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009
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ear-tart

The act of taking a shit with in your lovers ear hole the proceeding to slice off there ear and eat it like a raspberry tart.
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear tart
Vincent Van Gogh got an ear-tart
by Wise old black man April 2, 2015
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Knife ear

A derogatory term for Elves in fantasy settings, in reference to an elf’s pointy ears. A favorite word amongst dwarves.

May also be known as “The K-Word” to those who don’t wish to say the slur out loud…
Dwarf: That does it! I’m gonna say the K-Word!

Elf: Don’t you dare! It will set our people’s relations back centuries!!

Dwarf: Shut up, you bloody KNIFE EAR!!
by Sova357 September 7, 2023
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dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough
dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.
by almostginger July 15, 2011
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