Peaked too early

The act of overdoing it at the beginning of a multiple day music festival.

After downing a bottle of vodka before the first act, Justin had clearly peaked too early.

by Broohem August 27, 2011

The Center for Early Education

A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.

I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.

by CEEBlogger October 16, 2009

Jimmy Early

When a sexual partner from the night before notices you have an extreme case of morning wood, and proceeds to perform felatio or ass to mouth on you.

Tom: "Hey bro I got some Jimmy Early today!"
Brad: "Bro I know, I was the one who did it for you!"

by butfocks February 18, 2008

the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

McDowell Early College

An amazing opportunity in McDowell County, offered to students going into high school. You attend McDowell Early College and in 5 years (or 4, if you work really hard), you get a Associates Degree in college and a High School diploma. Beware, this is for extremely driven students only. The teachers will help you, if you help yourself. You must apply to get in, but it will be worth it.

"Man, I can't believe I dropped out of McDowell Early College. Worst decision ever."

"My best friend goes to McDowell Early College. She is brilliant."

"I met my future husband at McDowell Early college."

"McDowell Early College did the best they could for me. Too bad I sucked and wasn't responsible."

"I love and miss McDowell Early College."

by MECGRad November 15, 2010

Arrowhead Park Early College

A high school in Las Cruces New Mexico that’s filled with nerds. Anytime you have a conversation with someone from Arrowhead, they always tell you “i’M gRaDuAtiNg hiGh sChOoL with my aSoCiAtEs dEgReE.” Instead if saying “I have English next period,” they say “I’ve got AP English 3 Honors next.”

Oh that kid’s smart, he must go to Arrowhead Park Early College.

by arrowheadboi November 3, 2018

mrs. early

A horrible teacher and a disgusting Italian. Always yells at kids. From Argyle middle school.

Mrs. Early is always yelling.

by Giancarlo11 December 22, 2017