Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Ear rape

The warning call of meme makers when thier predator pewdiepie tries to attack

Ear rape: warning headphone users

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

flap ear

Large, protruding ear; from the Dutch 'flaporen' or flap ears, also known as 'zeiloren' which literally means 'sail ears'

flap ears to sail with

by Tzeni July 17, 2006

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out

He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear

by A Southall May 23, 2018

dough ears

dough ears is a frase commonly used to describe someone who seems to be a nice person, but he's actually a twat.

He uses a technique where he says gay and annoying things and then is really nice.

oh yeah, his ears are pretty dough

dough ears: oh hey nearnshaw, how are you ?

nearnshaw: yeah i'm great thanks, you ?

dough ears: great you fucking twat, go die in a hole, I'm just joking I love you, not really you faggot. oh I really like your shirt by the way.

by almostginger July 15, 2011

ear mullet

Bluetooth headset. Much like the hairstyle it is named after, it was once considered fashionable, but is now only sported by dorks.

Check out that guy talking on his ear mullet.

by crooooooow April 18, 2010

Donut Ear

A person with one or more large, stretched piercings, most often in the ear lobe that resembles a donut.

Sometimes referred to as gauges.

Woah, that guy's donut ears are so big I could use it as a cigarette holder!

by AnonNemo August 29, 2012