It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024
Get the European sobermug. Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
Get the European Double-Deckermug. When bowling, a split is where you have two pins left, one on each side. The European split is where you have two pins left on each side.
by Dirty Antwan June 8, 2022
Get the European Splitmug. An obscene sexual act where a male forces a female partner to drink large amounts of European-sourced beer/wine and not swallow. Afterwards, he ejaculates into another female's mouth and forces them both to make out intimately to blend the two fluids together. The concoction is then spat out into the male's mouth, after which he swallows it.
"I heard Darrell got a little too drunk at the party last night and actually agreed to a european swallow!"
by dagoobly November 14, 2023
Get the European Swallowmug. Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock
by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021
Get the European Mud Slapmug. by poo pocet March 29, 2011
Get the european telephonemug. Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023
Get the The European plug socketmug.