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The term invented by Richie D'VIP aka Richard Pascoe, co-founder of Rampage in the 80's. Known as the King of the 'Slow Jam', Richard was jokingly blamed for the increase in the birth rate in the 90's due to dropping the hottest RnB slow jams.
To this day, there are kids in Europe that are walking around with names such as Devante & Dalvin without knowing how they got their name.
by DJ Slew December 21, 2012
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election tourist

One that is preparing for a political discourse in response to any event. Mostly used by struggling celebrities
Person 1: "You heard what any high profile person said about Trump?"
Person 2: "He/She's just a election tourist. Wants to get more attention on her making it seem like she's on the good side."
by Zeproduct May 27, 2020
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erection

Something you get when you don't want it and don't get it when you do want it
Damnit, I got an erection at the pool.

Damnit, I want to jack off but I can't get an erection.
by asdfgfdsgsd December 9, 2008
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Extremely Massive Erection

When a man is so turned on that he over-erects, his penis skin starts to stretch and starts bleeding because the skin starts to rip.
Oh fuck, that turned me on so much that i now have an extremely massive erection.
by Fetus Bomber November 5, 2004
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election

A special event on TV, where two+ men (or soon enough women) Fight for leadership through votes. Oddly enough the deciding votes come from the morons who don't know where to go to vote. See Provisional vote.
Also where the popular vote means dick all.
no exmaple needed, watch that fictitious TV stuff.
by Brent S. November 3, 2004
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allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.
I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.
by Watkinius December 2, 2010
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Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection
When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection
by zizm August 5, 2017
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