easter trail

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.

"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"

by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019

Easterween

When pandemics prevent contact with loved ones, major holidays may be combined. Easterween blends the best of the Easter & Halloween Holiday traditions.

Please come by for Easterween, make sure to dress in a ghoulish costume & bring an easter basket to retrieve hidden eggs & free candy.

by immelinda October 30, 2020

Easterly

To finish a bottle of Whisky when you promised your wife you was only going to pour a wee dram

"That bottle got a good Easterly last night"

by TerryTino May 13, 2022

Easter Blessing

Sex from behind where you crush /melt a chocolate egg between you

I've been drinking since 12, ain't nobody getting an Easter Blessing tonight!

by BiggaPoppa April 6, 2023

easter massacre

after Easter when you eat a bunch of chocolate Easter bunnies and the shame that follows.

Just had an easter massacre and felt horrible about myself. Those bunnies didn't know what hit them.

by thevaticancity April 12, 2023

Mara Easter

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.

That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.

by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011

Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.

Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?

by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014