A type of cold where the illness is mostly in your throat. Making the victim feel as if they were raped in the throat by a donkey. Worse than swine flu because donkey's are hung.
1. What's up with Joe today?
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
2. He's out sick with Donkey Flu.
3. Oh, hope he drinks lots of fluids that doesn't consist of donkey sperm.
by lord_adrick February 8, 2010
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The act of relaxing with a relative or close friend and observing fine African american women's asses.
This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.
This sport is best practised while sat on your porch drinking beer.
by Blonkes June 23, 2011
Get the Donk Spotting mug.n. A roundabout way of saying ass hole. Mostly to be used in the vicinity of little kids.
adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.
adj. Of or in the form of an ass hole.
"That was such a donkey ditch move."
"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."
"You're a donkey ditch."
"What?"
"It's like asshole... but donkey ditch."
by SomeDudeOnTheInternetWriting December 27, 2011
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1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine
note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.
stir up and enjoy!
watch out for the hang over..
1/3 Vodka
1/3 Minute Maid Lemonade concentrate
1/3 7-up
a splash of Grenadine
note: Minute Maid concentrate is not prepared it must be used used in its frozen, syrupy, concentrated form.
stir up and enjoy!
watch out for the hang over..
Colin: I say good fellow that Donkey Punch beverage was fuckin' Ill.
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..
Donkey Punch (drink)
Scott: cheers good mate! Disregard wenches and acquire currency.
Will: dude.. mine tastes like a creamsicle..
Donkey Punch (drink)
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Get the donkey ass mug.A thing you say when you want someone to come back but in a very demanding tone. Kellen said that at Larado Taft when that weird-ass Jimbow guy decided it was a good idea to run away from him.
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